Secure Caffeine Storage Vaults

Specifications

The Secure Caffeine Storage Vaults are designed with the utmost care to protect your precious caffeine supplies. Here are the technical specifications:

• Material: High-strength, blast-proof titanium alloy
• Locking Mechanism: Triple-redundant, laser-locked, with a 4-digit combination lock
• Temperature Regulation: Climate-controlled, with a temperature range of 60-90°F (15-32°C)

Our vaults are designed to store:

• High-octane espresso beans
• Caffeine-infused granola bars
• Espresso-based rocket fuel

We also offer:

• 24/7 caffeine withdrawal support
• Free coffee tastings
• Optional: Caffeine-themed therapy sessions

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