Secure Caffeine Storage Vaults
Specifications
The Secure Caffeine Storage Vaults are designed with the utmost care to protect your precious caffeine supplies. Here are the technical specifications:
- Material: High-strength, blast-proof titanium alloy
- Locking Mechanism: Triple-redundant, laser-locked, with a 4-digit combination lock
- Temperature Regulation: Climate-controlled, with a temperature range of 60-90°F (15-32°C)
Our vaults are designed to store:
- High-octane espresso beans
- Caffeine-infused granola bars
- Espresso-based rocket fuel
We also offer:
- 24/7 caffeine withdrawal support
- Free coffee tastings
- Optional: Caffeine-themed therapy sessions
Take a tour of our facilities
Rental information