Sleep Deprivation Syndrome: A Guide for the Perpetually Awake

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Are you experiencing the dreaded Sleep Deprivation Syndrome? Do you feel like you've been mainlining Red Bull for days? Do your eyes feel like two dry, scratchy sandpits? Congratulations, you're not alone.

Here's a brief guide to navigating the treacherous waters of Caffeine-Induced Insanity: