5 Symptoms of Caffeine Overload
1. Tremors in the Dark - That's what your hands feel like when you're trying to type with 10 cups of coffee in you
When you're mainlining the good stuff, you start to feel like your hands have become a separate entity with a life of their own.
2. Caffeine-Induced Paranoia - You start to suspect that your coworkers are secretly plotting against you
You're not paranoid, you're just caffeinated.
3. Irritability - You start to wonder why everyone else isn't as awake and alert as you are
Newsflash: They're not.
4. Insomnia by Daylight - You're up, but only because you're too jacked up to sleep
When you're running on fumes, you start to think that maybe it's time for a 4am coffee break.
5. Heart Palpitations - You feel like you're having a heart attack, but it's just your caffeine-fueled anxiety
Don't worry, it's just your caffeine talking, not your cardiologist.