Caffeine Replacement Therapy: Where the Buzz is Real, But the Coffee is a Lie

We're glad you're here! Welcome to Caffeine Replacement Therapy, where the buzz is real but the coffee is just a placebo. Our team of experts will guide you through the process of replacing coffee with a variety of other substances that are just as effective, but way more legal.

Substance Options:

• Essential oils (peppermint, rosemary, and chamomile, oh my!)
• Herbal teas (herbal-ly effective)
• Chocolate-covered espresso beans (the only kind that matters)
• Crystals (the energy-boosting kind, not the decorative kind)

Don't settle for the ordinary when you can have the extraordinary. Choose your replacement substance today!

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