Injection Methods

We offer a variety of caffeine injection methods, including but not limited to:

• Intravenous Caffeine Infusions (ICI): For those who require immediate and direct delivery.
• Caffeine Enema Injections: For those who prefer a more... delicate approach.
• Transdermal Caffeine Patches: For the fashion-conscious caffeine junkies.

Warning: Caffeine Injection is not responsible for excessive sweating, spontaneous combustion, or sudden urges to reorganize the world's sock drawer.