For when you just can't get enough of the sweet stuff.
In a world where the only thing that matters is the pursuit of happiness, we at Cake as a Weapon believe that the best way to achieve that happiness is through the strategic deployment of cake.
Whether you're looking to take down an enemy with a barrage of buttercream or distract an opponent with a well-timed sprinkle of colorful sprinkles, we've got you covered.
In a universe where the only constant is change, one thing remains the same: the allure of cake.
Join us as we explore the final frontier of cake, where the only thing that matters is the pursuit of the perfect frosting-to-cake ratio.