Welcome to Cake-ception, the place where cakes ate the town! Or, rather, where the town got eaten by cakes.
We have a variety of cakes to choose from. Literally. They're everywhere.
Cakes of all shapes and sizes are available for purchase. Or, rather, for consumption.
Visit our sister site, The Biscuit Bazaar for all your biscuit needs.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try The Biscuit Caverns, where the biscuits will eat you.
And, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try The Biscuit Caves, where the biscuits will eat you whole.
We're open 24/7, except on Tuesdays, when we close for cake maintenance.
Don't forget to try our special of the month: The Cake-ception Cake, a cake so divine, it'll make you forget your own name.
Or, if you'd rather not forget your name, visit The Forgetting Emporium.