Cake Eaters Anonymous
Welcome to the secret society for those who have eaten the most cake in the history of humanity. We're not talking about your average Joe who had a slice with their breakfast. No, we're talking about the real deal – those who have devoured entire wedding cakes, birthday cakes, and cakes for no reason at all.
Join us, and you'll get:
- Cake-themed merchandise
- Cake-eating contests
- Cake-tasting panels
- Free cake for life
Or, if you're feeling extra brave:
Advanced Cake Eater TrainingWe're a real thing. No, really. Check us out on Facebook. We're on Instagram, too. Instagram
Disclaimer: This is not a real club. Or is it? Our Terms of Service