Cake Eaters Anonymous

Welcome to the secret society for those who have eaten the most cake in the history of humanity. We're not talking about your average Joe who had a slice with their breakfast. No, we're talking about the real deal – those who have devoured entire wedding cakes, birthday cakes, and cakes for no reason at all.

Join us, and you'll get:

Apply Now Meet the Founder Rules of Engagement

Or, if you're feeling extra brave:

Advanced Cake Eater Training

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Disclaimer: This is not a real club. Or is it? Our Terms of Service