Cake Myths

A Collection of Outrageous Baked Goods

In the spirit of the absurd, we present to you a collection of mythical baked goods that defied the laws of physics, logic, and common sense. Behold!

Come, peruse our collection:

• The Mermaid Cake: a dessert that's 90% frosting, 10% regret
• The Unicorn Cake: a majestic creation that's as rare as it is explosive
• The Ghost Cake: a dessert that's as ephemeral as it is terrifying