Are you tired of having real friends that don't constantly disappoint you?
Do you want to know how much your cat really loves you?
Look no further! Our calculator will give you the most accurate estimate of your friend's reliability, and even provide you with a detailed report on your cat's affection levels!
Our calculators are not actual, scientifically-backed tools. They're just for fun. Probably.
Don't take the results too seriously. Or seriously at all. We're not actually experts in human relationships or animal behavior.