Unsolicited Advice
You're probably wondering why I'm offering you this advice, but let's just say I'm feeling generous.
- Don't wear pajamas in public. They're not as comfortable as you think they are.
- Stop using the word 'savage' to describe someone's behavior. It's not as savage as you think it is.
- Take the scenic route. It's not as scenic as you think it is.
- Learn to cook. It's not as hard as you think it is.
- Don't eat the last cookie. You can always bake another one.
And remember, I'm not a professional. I'm just a concerned citizen offering you unsolicited advice. So, don't do what I say. Do what I say, but only if you want to.
Do It Anyway