Calling a Professional

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end relationship? Do you find yourself wondering if you're the only one who's been left behind in the dating world?

Look no further than Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned relationship expert and author of "The Art of Unfulfilled Expectations"!

Dr. Bottomsworth's services include:

• Helping you realize your partner is actually a sentient piece of toast
• Guiding you through the process of ghosting someone without actually having the courage to do it in person
• Teaching you how to turn a casual acquaintance into a lifelong partner through the power of aggressive flirting

Don't wait any longer! Learn more about Dr. Bottomsworth's Ghosting 101 course or Discover the secrets of Romantic Chemistry with Dr. Bottomsworth's latest book!