Where the Maple Syrup runs dry and the politicans are even drier.
You've stumbled upon the greatest scandal in Canadian history: Canada-Gate. Where the Prime Minister's toupee is on fire and the maple syrup is on the fritz.
Etouge-Gate: The Brie-Loving Scandal Loonie-Gate: The Great Moose Molestation Touque-Gate: The Prime Minister's Hairpiece