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Our research team has been studying your browsing history, and let's be real, our website has been a huge waste of your time.

Here are some reasons we've come up with to cancel your subscription:

You've been spending too much time on our site, and we're starting to feel like we're enabling a problem.
Our "404 Error" page is more interesting than our actual content.
Our CEO is a robot, and robots don't care about you or your feelings.

So, what do you say? Want to cancel your subscription and free up some space on your credit card?

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