Standard Response 7: "I'm Not Lying, I'm Just... Flexible"
For when you need to spin the truth, but still sound convincing
Are you tired of being seen as a liar, but still want to maintain a semblance of integrity? Look no further! This canned reaction is perfect for when you need to stretch the truth, but still sound like you're telling the honest truth. Just sprinkle a pinch of "flexibility" into your conversation, and watch as the lies become... creative interpretations of reality.
Example useschartInstance:
- When asked about that one "small" stain on your shirt, you can say: "Oh, it's just a, uh, 'design choice'"
- When asked to return a product that didn't meet your expectations: "Well, I think it's just... a 'character-building exercise'"
- When asked why you're running late, you can say: "Traffic... isn't what I thought it'd be"
Related Subpages:
Canned Response 6: The Art of Misdirection
Canned Response 8: The Masterclass of Evasion