Standard Copier Replication

Warning: this is not for the faint of heart.

Replicator 3000

This advanced copier is capable of replicating anything in existence, including:

• Copies of last week's pizza
• Fictional mustaches
• Unlimited copies of your favorite memes
• Exact replicas of your ex's ex's hair

Replication Methods

Our replicator can use:

• Quantum entanglement
• Matter transference
• Temporal displacement
• Occasional magic

Side Effects

We can't promise it won't have any:

• Unforeseen consequences
• Uncontrollable rage
• Unpredictable outcomes
• Unavoidable existential dread