Step 1: Prepare for Liftoff
1.1. Ensure your workspace is free from clutter. This includes but is not limited to: coffee cups, yesterday's lunch, and that one weird cousin at the holiday party.
1.2. Set your computer to sleep mode. We cannot stress the importance of this step enough.
Step 2: Clear the Area
2.1. Sweep the floor. You wouldn't want any unexpected "surprises" when the cleaning lady comes.
2.2. Wipe down the chair, the desk, the keyboard, and all surfaces. You know, for "sanitation" purposes.
2.3. Dispose of any "mementos" you've acquired during your tenure at this desk. We're looking at you, "World's Okayest Employee" mug.
Step 3: Secure Your Stuff
3.1. Gather all your belongings. This includes but not limited to: your water bottle, your favorite pen, and that one weird pen you found in the supply closet.
3.2. Label your items for easy identification. We recommend using a Sharpie and a label maker.
3.3. Store your items in a secure location. We recommend the "Do Not Touch" shelf in the storage room.
Step 4: Execute the Exit
4.1. Stand up from your chair, slowly and deliberately.
4.2. Take a deep breath, savoring the moment.
Learn more about Leaving the Building ProceduresDisclaimer: The above procedures are not actually followed. Do not attempt to follow them. Or do. We won't judge.