Welcome to the world's most advanced, over-the-top, utterly useless copier. With our state-of-the-art technology and questionable design choices, you'll never be bored copying and pasting the same thing over and over.
Our machine has been designed with the most discerning user in mind: the person who needs to copy and paste the same thing 100 times in a row without getting tired of it.
Don't worry about the aesthetics; we'll get around to fixing that eventually. Or maybe we'll just add more black boxes.