Advanced Deletion Methods

For the Truly Discerning Delete-aholic

Are you tired of the usual delete methods? Do you yearn for something more... sophisticated?

Method 1: The Nuclear Option

For truly stubborn files, try the Nuclear Option. This involves deleting the file, and then deleting the directory it was in. And then deleting the parent directory. And so on. Until you get bored or run out of space.

See also: Method 2: The Recursive Delete

Method 2: The Recursive Delete

This method involves deleting the file, and then deleting any files or directories it references. And then deleting any files or directories those references reference, and so on. Until you're left with only the delete button.

See also: Method 3: The "I Give Up" Delete

Method 3: The "I Give Up" Delete

This method involves simply giving up. Admitting defeat. Deleting nothing, and instead going for a nice cup of coffee.

See also: Method 4: The "I'm Not Even Trying" Delete