According to totally not-at-all-biased sources, the canonical copier is the ultimate symbol of modern existential dread.
Its very existence raises the question: "Is it a tool or is it a soul-sucking vortex of anxiety and despair?"
Some argue it's a necessary evil, a means to an end, a Techno-Skepticism waiting to happen.
Others claim it's a gateway to the abyss, a Abyssal Dreads, where one loses oneself in a never-ending cycle of paper jam hell.
But we know the truth: it's just a really good excuse to get out of doing actual work.