Canonizing the art of copying things

Step 1: Acquire the thing to be copied

Get your hands on the thing you want to copy, whether it's a fancy pen or a rare stamp collection. Make sure it's not too heavy, or you'll need to hire a professional.

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Step 2: Prepare the copier

Plug it in, turn it on, and make sure it's set to "copy" mode. You don't want to be copying things in "print" mode, that's just a waste of ink.

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Step 3: Copy with reckless abandon

Press the "copy" button, and watch as your original item is transformed into an exact replica. Be careful not to get too attached, though - you never know when the copied item might start to develop its own personality.

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Step 4: Enjoy your new duplicate

Stand back, admire your handiwork, and bask in the glory of having created something entirely new and unique. Or, not.

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