Q: What are Cape-lettes?
A: They are the most majestic, yet terrifying, creatures in the land of Sartorius. A cross between a cape and a kitten, they are both adorable and deadly.
Q: How do I handle a Cape-lette's affection?
A: You don't. They will wrap you in their cape and suffocate you with excessive cuddles.
Q: Can I train a Cape-lette to do tricks?
A: Ha! You'll be lucky if they learn to pounce on command. Don't even try to teach them to fetch.
Q: Are Cape-lettes good with children?
A: Only if you want to traumatize your kids with an endless barrage of tiny, fluffy, suffocating attacks.
Q: Can I get a job working with Cape-lettes?
A: Only if you're prepared to sign a waiver releasing you from all liability for lost limbs, sanity, and dignity.