Here be the tale of the most epic socks in all the land. Socks of legend, forged in the heart of the fiery core of Legends of the Socks.
These aren't just any ordinary socks, no sirree. These are the ones that heroic quests have been made of. They've been Quests of Old, worn by The Sockslayer.
But, alas, they've gone missing. Last seen near the Lost and Found of Ancient Heroes, they vanished into the void, leaving naught but a faint trail of stink and despair in their wake.
So, if you're feelin' brave, and you've got a stomach for adventure, join us on the quest to Find the Heroic Socks!