Case File #S1CK-1234
Missing: One pair of mischievous socks, last seen in the vicinity of the laundry room.
Last Seen: On the floor, near the laundry basket, with a trail of crumbs leading to the couch.
Suspects: The usual suspects, including but not limited to: The Sock Goblin, The Missing Match Bandit, and the infamous Sock Snatcher.
Case Status: Ongoing. If found, please return to the Lost and Found Department immediately.
The Sock Goblin's Confession The Missing Match Bandit's Alibi The Sock Snatcher's Lair