Caramelized Catastrophe Causes

Causes of Unrelenting Caramelization

• Misunderstood Muppets - When you're a talking animal, but no one listens to you.
• Caramelized Calamity - When your candy bar is too close to the nuclear reactor.
• Quantum Caramel Entanglement - When the laws of physics are broken, and so is your candy supply.

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• Artisanal Caramel Sponsorship - Because who needs regulations when you have artisanal everything?
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Disclaimer: Caramelization not guaranteed. Side effects may vary, but probably not good.