Warning: Time Loops Ahead!
We're not just any ordinary career counseling department. We're the ones who've seen it all - the infinite loops of despair, the recursive questioning of life choices, and the existential dread of being stuck in time.
We're here to help you navigate the infinite possibilities and pitfalls of your chosen career path. Or, at the very least, provide you with a good laugh and a healthy dose of temporal existential dread.
Our team of experts (read: highly caffeinated and slightly unhinged individuals) are here to help you:
- Reboot your career with our patented Time-Loop-Breaker 3000
- Find meaning in your job through our rigorous existential analysis
- Develop a healthy dose of temporal nihilism to cope with the crushing ennui of it all
So, what brings you to our humble abode in the timestream?