Career Opportunities in the Neo-Brutalist Utopia
Are you tired of the soul-sucking, creativity-killing corporate drudgery of the old world? Do you long for a career that combines meaning, purpose, and neon-colored, pixelated graphics?
Available Positions:
- Digital Utopian - Create immersive, interactive simulations of 90s internet culture for our esteemed patrons.
- Neon Artisan - Design and craft bespoke, glow-in-the-dark installations for our clients' homes, offices, and public spaces.
- Brutalist Bureau - Join our team of expert, über-competent, über-efficient problem solvers for the most pressing, the most absurd, and the most fantastically impossible challenges.
Perks:
- Complimentary, free-range, artisanal, craft-beer tastings
- Flexible, dynamic, and constantly-evolving work-from-home policies
- On-site, state-of-the-art, retro-gaming stations
- Complimentary, on-site, professional, pixel art therapy sessions
Apply today, or don't. The world is already doomed.
Or, you know, just apply already. We won't judge you.