We Expect You to be a Genius
As a member of our elite team, you will be expected to have:
- Completed a PhD in Extreme Irony, with a specialization in Sarcasm and Wit.
- Have at least 10 years of experience in the field, with 5+ years spent in a cave, contemplating the meaninglessness of life.
- A proven track record of successfully juggling 17 balls while reciting the entirety of "Finnegans Wake" in iambic pentameter.
- An unwavering commitment to the art of making coffee taste like dish soap, but only when no one is looking.
But Don't Worry, We'll Train You
We understand that not everyone has a background in Extreme Irony, but we're willing to train you in the ways of the craft. Our comprehensive training program includes:
- Intensive sessions in the philosophy of Nothingness, led by our team of expert nihilists.
- Hands-on experience with our state-of-the-art coffee-flavoured soap-making equipment.
- Bi-monthly seminars on the art of being completely unremarkable in a crowded elevator conversation.
View our Skills We Will Teach You page for more information on our training programs.
View our What to Expect page for a comprehensive guide to our application process.