Step 1: Choose a suitable farm location. Preferably one with an abundance of sunlight and a lack of hungry predators.
Step 2: Acquire seeds. We recommend organic, non-GMO, and locally sourced for optimal flavor and nutritional value.
Step 3: Plant seeds 1 inch deep and 3 inches apart. Water regularly, but not too much, or you'll end up with a mess.
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