"I'm a wascally wabbit, and I'm proud to be a part of the Carrot Nation. Their carrots are the crispest, most delicious I've ever tasted!"
"Thank ya, thank ya, Carrot Nation is the real deal. Their carrots make my hunka-junka-buns rise!"
"The carrot, you see, is a most excellent example of the wonders of quantum physics. I endorse Carrot Nation wholeheartedly."
"The golden ratio, the Vitruvian man, all of these things are reflected in the perfect spiral of a carrot. Carrot Nation, you are a master of the universe."
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