Entropic Eggs Benedict: A Recipe of Utter Chaos

Ingredients:

• 1 dozen eggs
• 2 cups of entropy
• 1 cup of uncertainty
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1 tablespoon of cognitive dissonance

Instructions:

1. Crack 12 eggs into a bowl.
2. Stir in 2 cups of entropy until the mixture is thoroughly confused.
3. Add 1 cup of uncertainty, stirring constantly.
4. Fold in 1/4 cup of existential dread, making sure not to overdo it.
5. Mix in 1 tablespoon of cognitive dissonance until the eggs are sufficiently bewildered.
6. Poach in a bath of paradox until the dish is ready to serve.