Secret Carrot Recipes for the Illuminated

Welcome, fellow Illuminated Ones! Are you tired of the same old carrot recipes from the mundane world? Do you crave something more... esoteric?

Well, you're in luck! Here are some secret recipes for the most discerning, enlightened palates.

Carrot-Glazed Saffron Risotto

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Arborio rice

• 2 cups water

• 1 tsp saffron threads

• 1 tsp truffle oil

• 2 cups carrot juice

Instructions:

1. Combine rice and water in a pot.

2. Add saffron and truffle oil. Stir counterclockwise.

3. Add carrot juice and stir until desired glaze is achieved.

Stealthy Carrot Custard » for a delightful variation!

Ingredients:

• 1 cup all-purpose flour

• 1/4 cup cilantro

• 1 cup grated carrot

• 1/2 cup buttermilk

• 1/4 cup truffle oil

Instructions:

1. Mix ingredients together.

2. Form into fritters.

3. Fry until golden.

Stay enlightened, friends!