Step 1: Hold the carrot vertically, like a sword in a farmer's hand.
Step 2: Slice the top third off, like a ninja's stealthy strike.
Step 3: Rotate the carrot 90 degrees, and behold the spiral of fate.
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For the most epic of carrot experiences, serve with a side of hummus, but not the store-bought kind. We won't judge.
For the most discerning carrot enthusiasts, visit our Carrot Bibliography and Carrot Museum.