It's a real thing, folks. People have been complaining about the lack of proportions for centuries. But now, it's a full-blown pandemic.
From ancient Greeks to modern-day hipsters, nobody can agree on what constitutes a good ratio.
Is it 16:9 or is it 3:4? Do you go big and bold or tiny and tasteful? The debate rages on.
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Stay tuned for more updates from the front lines of the Lack of Proportions Pandemic.
Disclaimer: This pandemic is entirely fictional and not actually a thing. Or is it?
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