I, the Unrelatable Villain, have taken over the world. You, on the other hand, are stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread and crippling anxiety.
My plan for global domination is already in motion, and you're just a tiny, insignificant speck in the grand scheme of things.
But don't worry, I'll make sure to include a "Contact Us" form on my website, so you can reach out to me directly and plead for your pitiful existence to be spared.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to this epic saga!