We have evidence of a dastardly crime committed at exactly 3:14 AM on February 2nd, 2023. A rogue agent, known only as "The Cheesy One", has been suspected of pilfering 500 units of rare, artisanal gouda.
Forensic analysis reveals a trail of crumbs leading from the crime scene to an abandoned warehouse on the outskirts of the city, where a secret underground market of contraband snack foods is thought to be operating.
The evidence is circumstantial, but our team of expert snack detectives is confident they have their suspect cornered.