Case Studies in Mediocrity prophets of a world where everyone's average

A study of the most uninspired, the unremarkable, and the utterly unimpressive.

Meet Jane, the office manager at 'Average Corporation'.

Jane's claim to fame was being 'on time' for exactly 2.4 out of 5 days a week. She took pride in being 'mostly competent' and 'barely adequate'.

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Next up, we have Bob, the software engineer.

Bob was known for his ability to write 'good enough' code and 'mostly not crash' the system. He took 6 months to finish a single project, but hey, at least it was 'mostly done'.

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And finally, we have 'The Guy Who Always Orders Pizza for Lunch'.

This legendary figure was a master of the art of doing 'just enough' to get by. He took 37 minutes to eat a slice of pizza, but that was 'a record'.

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