It started with strange noises, flickering pixels, and an inexplicable craving for caffeine.

Our team was baffled, but not defeated.

We consulted the great Oracle of Google, but all we got was a 404 error and a few dodgy ads.

We tried everything: rebooting, reconfiguring, even a little bit of Feng Shui.

But nothing seemed to work.

That's when we realized: the ghost was not just a glitch, but a manifestation of our collective techno-anxiety.

And so, we decided to just roll with it.