Reports are coming in that a local barista has managed to brew the world's first quantum-entangled coffee.
Details are still emerging, but eyewitnesses describe the beverage as having the flavor profile of "both a strong, rich French Roast and a weak, lukewarm drip at the same time."
A team of physicists has been called to investigate, but sources close to the matter confirm they are still trying to figure out how to drink it without causing a paradox.