Cat-blockers United

We're a union for cat-blockers, united we stand against the scourge of cute, fluffy felines.

Join us and receive:

• A free t-shirt that says "Cat-Blocker for Life"
• A complimentary catnip-free zone
• A 20% discount on cat-blocker's insurance

Don't wait any longer, join us today!

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