Cat Lady Recipes

Whisker Wings Recipe

Warning: This recipe is for the most discerning cat lady. Proceed with caution.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of premium catnip
• 1/2 cup of cream cheese
• 1/4 cup of finely chopped cat grass
• 1/4 cup of crushed cat treats

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to 400°F (or 200°C). Don't bother, just use the microwave.
2. Mix the catnip, cream cheese, cat grass, and cat treats in a bowl. Stir until smooth.
3. Pour the mixture into a cat-shaped baking dish. Bake for 15-20 minutes or until the mixture is golden brown.
4. Let cool completely. Serve to your feline overlord.

Side effects may include:

• Excessive meowing
• Increased cat hair shedding
• Spontaneous catnip-fueled dance parties