Are you tired of being wrapped in knots by the whims of your feline overlord? Look no further! Our expert team of cat tamers has crafted these comprehensive guidelines to keep you safe from the dangers of tangles.
Don't let those pesky cat hairs get the better of you. Keep your locks long enough to be a suitable sacrifice to the feline gods, but not so long it becomes a catnip-fueled snare.
Those innocent-looking socks have a way of disappearing, don't they? Don't let them become a tangle trap! Keep them paired, and for the love of all things sane, don't even think about the Sock Drawer of the Damned.
Those beady little eyes and that sleek, innocent face? Don't be fooled. They're just luring you into a world of tangles, and possibly, just possibly, a world of catnip-fueled madness.
Stay safe, stay sane. Follow these guidelines, and you'll never be a tangle victim again!
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