Connector Types 9000

Welcome to the most exclusive club for connectors. We've got the most advanced, the most sophisticated, the most utterly useless connector types.

Here's what's new:

• Type 1: The 'I'm-Listening-But-Not-Actually-Doing-Anything' Connector
• Type 2: The 'I'm-Just-Here-For-Decor' Connector
• Type 3: The 'Actual-Mechanical-Functionality' Connector
• Type 4: The 'Self-Explanatory' Connector (No, we're not explaining it, you're just confused)
• Type 5: The 'I'm-Not-Available-Right-Now' Connector (Just go with 4, it's fine)