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Cable

In the year 3050, humanity has finally achieved a sustainable, efficient, and utterly absurd method of delivering cat videos to your doorstep.

Introducing Cable 5: a futuristic, robotic, and sentient delivery system that will transport cat videos from the depths of the internet to your living room in a matter of seconds.

With Cable 5, you can now watch an endless loop of cats playing the piano, cats riding unicycles, and cats in various states of existential crisis.

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