Welcome to the world of patch cable heroes! These are the unsung heroes who keep your internet up and running, even when you're stuck on dial-up.
Learn about their heroic feats, such as the time they saved the world from a 56k modem, when they outsmarted the great router of despair, and their legendary battle with the dreaded "slow" speed.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out their legendary feuds with other heroes of the net.