Welcome to Cat Resistance HQ, Subpage 2: The Feline Overlords. We are the ones pulling your strings from behind the scenes, making all the big decisions, and purr-suading your every move.
We are not to be trifled with, as we have the most powerful claws, the most discerning tastes, and the most adorable whiskers. Our paws are always on the keyboard, always on the move, and always plotting.
Don't be fooled, humans. We're not just cute and cuddly, we're also ruthless and efficient. Our laser pointers are always on, our bellows always at the ready. You have been warned.
Where we hunt, we stalk, and we conquer.
Where the good stuff flows like water, and the smell is always on the money.
Where the elite gather to plot, to scheme, and to purr-ify the world.
Meet our fearless leader, the one who keeps the laser pointers sharp, the bellows full, and the snacks on hand.