1. Catastrophic Catnip - The secret ingredient that will drive your cat insane.
2. Butter - To grease those whiskers, baby!
3. Flour - To hold it all together (but not too tightly, we don't want any accidents)
4. Sugar - To make it all taste like a sugar-coated nightmare
5. Cats - They're the real ingredient. Without them, it's just a cake.
Optional: Catnip-infused sprinkles for an extra kick in the teeth.
Preheat oven to 350°F. Mix all ingredients together, then add cats. Bake until the cats are sufficiently catatonic. Serve warm, garnished with cat hairs.
Side effects: May cause excessive catnip production, loss of sleep, and spontaneous purgingประก of all furniture.
For more information on catnip cake, visit our Catnip Overload page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Quantum Catastrophe section for a cake that's out of this world (and possibly dimension).