Decision Paralysis Simulator 3000

Welcome to the Decision Paralysis Simulator 3000, where the fate of your life's choices is in your hands... or is it?

Here, the options are endless, and the consequences are dire. Will you:

• Choose wisely, but probably not.
• Overthink everything, and achieve nothing.
• Freeze in indecision, and let the clock run out.

Warning: prolonged exposure to this simulator may lead to existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous combustion of your relationships.