Hamster Therapy: Where Disaster Meets Cute Overload

Welcome to the most unpredictable, yet somehow strangely therapeutic disaster relief service in the world. Our hamsters, rescued from the depths of catastrophe, will guide you through the darkest of times with their adorable, whisker-ed faces.

Our hamsters have been trained to sense your emotional distress and provide just the right amount of cute to calm your nerves.

Clients who have undergone hamster therapy report feeling 97% more relaxed and 99% more likely to buy unnecessary merchandise with our logo on it.

Subpages:

• Hamster Therapy for Dummies
• Tips on Surviving a Database Implode
• Hamsters of War: The Unlikely Heroes of Disaster Relief