When the database implodes, you know you've gone too far.
| Disaster Type | Probability (%) | Impact | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Quantum Fluctuation | 42.1 | The fabric of space-time unravels | Catastrophic Data Corruption | 23.9 | Irreversible loss of all progress |
| Unstable Node | 13.4 | Sporadic system crashes | |||
| Bug Infestation | 10.6 | Incessant system freezes |
Don't say we didn't warn you...